When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Who is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
The turkey, because he is always stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Why did the turkey not finish his dessert?
Because he was stuffed.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Where did the Pilgrims land when they came to America?
On their feet.
Where do turkeys go dancing?
The Butter Ball.
